Call a designated driver who will arrive like a knight in shining armor on his tiny little motorbike, fold it up, put it into your trunk and drive your car home for you.
I know they do this overseas. I’ve seen it on Top Gear. (Though this clip is poorly edited, the show is fantastic. Big fan.)
And I’m fairly certain this service has been in the states for awhile… it works in bigger cities. But now, it’s here in Little Rock. The guy running the enterprise, Brad Williams, can’t take his motorbike onto the interstate because top speed is about 40 mph, so this service is out for me. But some of you who live in North Little Rock, Hillcrest, Heights, Quapaw, etc., could probably use it.
He says the cost is comparable to a taxi ride, but you get to have your car in the driveway the next morning. Contact him at (501) 765-5733. For best results, call him before you go out. Williams likes to have reservations, but says it’s not necessary.
And stay classy, Little Rock.